I have been pondering for weeks now how I have got so fat without realising - and it has just struck me. So obvious! It is the legging and dress trend - it makes you fat! Reason being, you never realise how much weight you have put on, because the waist band of your leggings continues to expand with you, and your dress hangs flatteringly over it all hiding a multitude of sins. So when you do finally get around to trying on your jeans, like I just have, you cannot even get them over your rear, let alone do them up. And if you can do them up, the resultant muffin top is outrageous. So, I am taking this situation seriously into hand. Tap dancing, pole dancing, Davina McCall's video, whatever it takes - I must get back into my jeans before the fat trend is well and truly over. I will let you know how I go....